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Refreshed!

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Sure, anyone can write a blog, but out all of the bloggers out there who can say they keep up with all the hip young kids?
Well - certainly not me.
I’m now 20 - nearly dead people, and to celebrate the 20th anniversary of my genius awakening I have refreshed the website design and made it [...]

Hey Honey, I’m Home!

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

Wow. How long has this been? Way too long!
So, friends, family and generic stalker-like fans, my sincere apologies for the lack of any updates, but be prepared for many a thrilling update to in the very near future.
Holiday, I have been on. In Kent, I was. Places, I saw. This update, spoke like Yoda is.

Fame

Sunday, August 6th, 2006

More fame for my website is in order at it reaches the 10 thousand visitor milestone. This is chance for all the tens of millions of celebrities that visit my site every day, to post their thoughts. Go!

Translations are back!

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Now, by popular demand - well, three or four people - international translation services are back. Click the flags on the right hand side to translate the currently viewed page into the country’s native language.
Note: upon changing page, the translator may revert the page to English. In these situations, simply reselect the appropriate flag and [...]

Now with added ‘Magic’

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I, the DivineOmega, am proud to announce magic has been brought to my website. Yes, ‘real magic’. See here, or rather up there, just under the website’s title, that quotation/joke. Now here comes the magic kids, press F5 or click your refresh/reload button on your web browser of choice.
WOW! Did you [...]

Microsoft Xbox runs as a University Web Server

Saturday, June 17th, 2006

“Public Universities are always running on a limited budget which means they sometimes come up with “innovative” solutions. A couple of years back, an X-Box with some variant of Linux installed had been put in the server room to support a subject designed to teach computer-illiterate Philosophy students how to build their own web pages. [...]

Captain, we have categories!

Monday, June 12th, 2006

The captain stares forward towards the view screen and for a few moments there is complete silence on the bridge.
The captain of the Starship Omega is a tall, proud man. He stands confidently as if he will be able to see a cloaked Bazarrian ship a mile off. His crew in the background, are all [...]

The Revolution

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

No, this time I am not speaking of the Nintendo Revolution Wii. I’m instead referring to the huge website change, dur… like you didn’t notice. I intend this design to become permanent sooner or later, as not only is it the front-end that has changed but a lot behind-the-scenes technicalities, such as a MySQL database [...]

Small tweaks, fiddles, update and HTML dohickeys

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

Ok, this is just a small update (with a stupid title) to say that I’ve do a few rather cosmetic modifications to my website. These include:

Removing the ‘My Music’ section from the sidebar - It was causing a slow down of the entire site loading as it forced your pathetic little PCs to retrieve data [...]

Spam vs DivineOmega.co.uk

Monday, May 15th, 2006

Ok, my website has just received an attack from what I first thought to be about fifty junk comments, but later it increased to several hundred. Henceforth, I’ve removed all old comments and implemented a new comment system, which should be protected from all the spam.
So, the good news - no more spam. The bad [...]

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