zOMG LEET TRAIN!

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Stev is leaving Stafford soon. He is going by train. Destiny has obviously chosen him, he is the one… he is the elite one.
Seriously… check this screenshot:

This is the kind of elite prowess one simply has to bow towards. Stev, when you are departing from Basingstoke, at 1337 Hours, I will hold a one minute [...]

The Cutty Sark

Monday, September 11th, 2006

The Cutty Sark. What the hell is that? I had no clue when I heard its name.
Firstly, I thought it was some kind of new cutlery, you know, 80’s style house-wife advert: “The Fantastic New ‘Cutty Sark’, now cuts at only 100 ltpps (little tiny pieces per second). Woooo! Ahhhhh”. Jerking me out of this [...]

Zee Holiday

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

Yes, the reasons for the lack of updates was indeed my 2 week holiday to southern England. More specifically, here I recommend a deep breath, I visited:

The “Cutty Sark”, Greenwich, London
Covent Garden, London
Tulley’s Farm & Maize Maze
Bodiam Castle
Bateman’s - Home of Rudyard Kipling
Whipsnade Zoo, Bedforshire
Cumber Sands, Near Rye
Ashdown Forest, Hartfield
Wakehurst Place
British Wildlife Centre, Sussex

I’ve got [...]

Hey Honey, I’m Home!

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

Wow. How long has this been? Way too long!
So, friends, family and generic stalker-like fans, my sincere apologies for the lack of any updates, but be prepared for many a thrilling update to in the very near future.
Holiday, I have been on. In Kent, I was. Places, I saw. This update, spoke like Yoda is.

Computer Misuse Act To Be Amended

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

‘The UK Government plans to toughen up computer crime laws under proposals outlined in the Police and Justice Bill on Wednesday. The bill would double the maximum jail sentence for hacking into computer systems from five years to ten years, a provision that will classify hacking as a more serious offense and make it easier [...]

Violent Pornography

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Our government over here in the UK are trying to ban ‘violent pornography’. How you can possibly classify that is a mystery. Child pornography could be recognized instantly by authorities in obvious ways - but violent pornography? Violence is a relative term. Personally, I see this potentially law to be one that will be very [...]

Bobbikk and Winston Churchill

Sunday, August 14th, 2005

Just so I don’t cause offence, they’re not related to one another (the two topics of this post that is).
Firstly, upon returning I’ve been sent a few more songs from Bobbikk (remember him?), so I’ve updated his website and so if you get up and go to www.bobbikk.cjb.net then you will find his newest songs [...]