Spam of the Day: “Hi, Mario”

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

“Hi, Mario
I am a lovely and lonely Lady who is looking for the man who will make me happy and whom I want to feel like in paradise with!
If you want to be my beautiful Hero who will save me from this loneliness find me
http://www.planet-oflove.com/
and wake me up with a warm kiss.
Yourth faithfully
Folvyn”
What the heck? [...]

Spam vs DivineOmega.co.uk

Monday, May 15th, 2006

Ok, my website has just received an attack from what I first thought to be about fifty junk comments, but later it increased to several hundred. Henceforth, I’ve removed all old comments and implemented a new comment system, which should be protected from all the spam.
So, the good news - no more spam. The bad [...]

Viagra - Take The Blue Pill

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

I’m a huge receiver of pointless junk mail, but this one I found amusing. It contained nothing but the following image.

An obvious rip from the Matrix… Is she really going to show me how far the rabbit hole really goes? I mean, I don’t even like rabbits.
Oh, and if you’re interested, the website that image [...]

‘lo 2 to all u, liek n00bz

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

Ok. So I’ve been watching too much Pure Pwnage again.
Anyway, I’ve not blogged for awhile due to University work again. Loads of it, we gave in a group project today (myself, Martin and Andy) which was done rather last minute. I have a maths test tomorrow. Maybe I’ll be abducted by aliens before hand. [...]

Logical Arguments

Tuesday, November 8th, 2005

Some quotes of insults here. I’ve found fighting them with pure logic or humour results in a dumbfounded response, or simply a terrible come-back such as “you’re gay”, which isn’t even an insult - simply an untruth.

“damn you sad elitist bastard” - I’m already damned, I sold my soul for my cool laptop. I’m perfectly [...]

Warning: High-level n00bism has been detected

Monday, November 7th, 2005

Firstly, if you don’t know what a n00b is, then please find out (see the link) or stop reading now.
A friend showed me this e-mail he received.

Yes, this is the nature of the n00b. The lesser-seen n00b often distributes utter crap such as this via electronic mail (possibly in a vain attempt to attract a [...]

Initiation of the NSD

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

Note: You may be here if you have recently sent me an e-mail that was/is entirely useless in nature (i.e. junk mail).
Anyone who sends me junk mail may be redirected to this page, on the grounds that they breached the NSD (Never Spam DivineOmega) agreement, which is agreed to upon sending me any form [...]