All ‘Girl Trouble’ Resolved Within

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Having trouble with the females in your life? I know so many of my friends who have had themselves torn apart by these evil ones. But wait a second, are girls really evil? Surely that is just a cruel, sexist oversight by males in general? No?
Well… let me re-assure you guys, that girls are pure [...]

Support regarding commonly used software

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included [...]

You want to fight me for my girlfriend, eh?

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

Come on. Seriously, get in my way and I will fight you. No I don’t care how hard you are, nor how you’ve styled your hair… in fact, forget the fighting. Let me get in my ride and I’ll race you! Come on, let’s race!
Ok - so there we go. I just summed up the [...]

Redmond goes bye-bye

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

“Linux wasn’t started as any kind of rebellion against the ‘evil Microsoft empire.’
I’m not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect.”
–Linus Torvalds (to the New York Times)
I do love that quote.
About a month or two ago I switched from Microsoft Windows to Ubuntu Linux, and since then I [...]

The List & The Jolt

Friday, October 28th, 2005

Well, I’ve been busy.
Although oddly, I’ve done almost nothing of the list I previously made, except the maths which was forced upon me by the test I had to do today. Overall, I don’t think that went too badly. Matrices certainly confuse me, though I tried my best so… meh.
Regarding “whether or not girls’ [...]

Please leave a message after the beep…

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

Yes, hello. Even though I haven’t posted here for several days, I am in fact still alive. Just about.
University work was quite underestimated by myself and some of my friends. The mathematics especially, although not difficult it is simply the number one, most boring thing imaginable, and believe me I have a good imagination.
So far [...]

Musical Breast Implants

Thursday, October 13th, 2005

“Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.”
Read the article on other types of futuristic breast implants. Enough said, [...]

10 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

Monday, August 29th, 2005

I found these from an article obviously aimed at the opposite sex (possibly originally from a girls’ magazine), and thought I’d give my opinion on them just for something to do.
1. Calling you on the phone does not mean what you think it means.
Damn straight. A phone is just a communication device, not necessarily the [...]