The Apple iBox Gaming Console

Friday, March 30th, 2007

So everyone has heard all the haha jokes mocking Apple Mac users. “You can play games! I’m a PC, I can run games”. Now I won’t go into the complications of someone actually being a PC, or the inconsistency in the way Apple use the abbreviation within their advertisements.
However, fear not Apple users. For now [...]

Get Linux

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Novell, a company that creates one of the many Linux distributions, has created advertisements which parody Apple’s ‘Get A Mac’ series. As expected, they show Linux favourable, over the ‘PC’ and Mac systems. Will it be these sort of gimmicky ads. which make the name ‘Linux’ more commonly heard by the general public?

Apple goes bankrupt, Microsoft ‘buys out’ the iPod design

Monday, July 24th, 2006

Finally, Apple has been taken over. Although I’d have preferred the Apple to go to some open-source Linux community, which would have been better, at least it has gone to Microsoft. Based on recent news, Microsoft have purchased all relevent patents from Apple employees, and intend to ‘relauch’ the iPod under a new name and [...]

Intel Chips in Macs… Windows on Macs…

Saturday, March 18th, 2006

Now, Intel has released their microprocessors on Macs. The results will no doubt be humourous. Already someone has predicted the future in this ‘interesting’ reproduction of the official ‘Intel on Mac’ advertisement. Watch it right to the end, it’s a great laugh.
Also, ‘hackers’ (as they have been called in so many news articles) have managed [...]

Volume Up - Damaged Hearing - Obvious?

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

I’m not a big fan of Apple overall, in fact I’m quite against some of the way they do business as anyone who is a frequent reader will know. However, in this case I somewhat support them.
John Kiel Patterson, a Louisiana man has sued Apple for damage to hearing. This would be bad enough, being [...]

Pointless Humour Anyone?

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

What can you do with an Apple?
AIBO versus Thunder Lizard
The System Administrator Song
What The Old Do For Fun
Funny Cats
Fire Fart
Matrix Ping Pong
Things Women Can Not Do In Public
Girl Through The Hoop
Hamster Dance
The New iPod Flea
Extreme Overclocking (Explosion)
Bill Gates advertises Coca-Cola

All clips are from the awesome website, Google Video. Enjoy!

Apple Macintosh - Crash Different

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Do you own a Mac?
Now, they are based on Unix. They work, just about., but the essence of what they are still remains, thus I detest their evil ways, and the evil company that makes them - the ultimate package PC.
Why do Macs suck?
Click here to find out one set of reasons, and click here [...]

The iPod Nano is flawed

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

If any of my fans have previously read my article relating to the iPod addiction and the power Apple are having over people, then you already know how much I dislike all things iPod related.
According to the latest news articles (from The Inquirer, The Times, and CNET) the display of the iPod Nano is incredibly [...]

iPod, iTunes, iHateIt and Mr. Propriety’s New Phone

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Why are half the world sheep? What is their obsession with buying expensive, highly restrictive, propriety technology in the shape of iPods?
I have a Creative Zen Touch (40 GB). At time of purchase, it was over half the price of the iPod of equivalent storage space, had over three times the battery life and allowed [...]