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Java - Hated By Professionals
By DivineOmega | February 6, 2007
To prove to all the non-believers, here are some semi-professional projects which the ‘destroyer of souls’ language. Note the colourful language in the comments. All code samples were found online using Google Code Search. Engage the profanity…
- DumperGui.java - From the MediaWiki project, the program that runs Wikipedia
// fixme is there escaping? is this a url? fucking java bullshit String url = "jdbc:mysql://" + host + ":" + port + "/" + // dbname + "?user=" + username + "&password="...password obscured..."&useUnicode=true" + "&characterEncoding=UTF-8" + "&jdbcCompliantTruncation=false"; System.err.println("Connecting to " + url);
- jnotify.java - From Growl, Mac OS X notification system
theGrowl.notifyGrowlOf("Jnotify Notification", "Java sucks",
"It does doesn't it, but now it has the honor"
+ " of talking to growl");
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