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Funny Examination Answers
By DivineOmega | May 3, 2007
MATHS & SCIENCE
HISTORY
- Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
- The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
- It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
- Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
- Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
- The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is In the East and the sun sets in the West.
PHILOSOPHY EXAM - 1 hour
Question: What is Courage? (50 marks)
Student’s Answer: This is courage.
Tags: Examinations, History, Humour, Maths, Philosophy, Science |
August 8th, 2008 at 8:40
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