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All ‘Girl Trouble’ Resolved Within

By DivineOmega | January 28, 2007

Having trouble with the females in your life? I know so many of my friends who have had themselves torn apart by these evil ones. But wait a second, are girls really evil? Surely that is just a cruel, sexist oversight by males in general? No?

Well… let me re-assure you guys, that girls are pure evil. I have proven this without a shadow of a doubt This has indeed been scientifically and, more precisely, mathematically proven. By the way, I mean no offense to any ladies reading this deep article, in fact… if any of them want to get in contact…. never mind.

Anyway, the theory behind girls is as follows. First, girls need time and money:

And we know that time is money:

We also know that money is the root of all evil:

Therefore:

So we are forced to conclude that:

I see no other logical explanation. Girls are evil. I rest my case.

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