Archive for December, 2006
How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006Seven.
Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he’ll immediately claim that he’s a doctor, not [...]
Why I fired my Secretary…
Monday, December 18th, 2006Those without a sense of humour should ignore this post. Otherwise read on…
“Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,”Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As [...]
zOMG LEET TRAIN!
Monday, December 18th, 2006Stev is leaving Stafford soon. He is going by train. Destiny has obviously chosen him, he is the one… he is the elite one.
Seriously… check this screenshot:
This is the kind of elite prowess one simply has to bow towards. Stev, when you are departing from Basingstoke, at 1337 Hours, I will hold a one minute [...]
Need Umph?
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006I’m at university as most of you very well know. So, a caffeine boost is essential every now and then, but I’ve found something new… Umph Energy Tablets.
Caffeine in a tablet to be added to any drink… Coke with added caffeine anyone?
To be honest - I think these look somewhat like a cleaning agent you’d [...]