Archive for November, 2006

I need a Wii

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for most of your life, you should realise I’m not referring to my bladder needs.
So, I am staying up until 9 o’clock tomorrow to ensure that I am one of the first to pre-order the Nintendo’s new game console from Amazon.co.uk. During this time Amazon’s webpage will be [...]

Just a quick reminder people!

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Time to remember the game. Yes, the game.
When was the last time you thought about the game?
Well, anyway - hahaha to whose who have a clue about this post, and to others… read about the social phenomenon of The Game.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Friday, November 17th, 2006

Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer”, and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb”, do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon [...]

Destiny revokes my sleep permit

Friday, November 17th, 2006

I can not sleep. At all. By some evil turn of fate, it has been decided that I can not have one good night’s sleep at all this week. Tonight, therefore I’ve given up.
I should be more tired really - I spent a good hour or so ripping apart Martin’s computer to try to diagnose [...]

Professional and Enterprise Development

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

This subject is the most repeatative and annoying module in existance. It should be renamed… *ahem*
‘Professional and Enterprise DESTRUCTION OF MY SOUL’
Regardless, on Monday (that’s three days ago), we made a pointless presentation for the subject. By we I don’t mean I am so great I consider myself as good are two, three or even [...]

No Snooze

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Somehow (a miracle of fate perhaps), I woke up before my alarm clock went off. Now, as many of you know I don’t get up, as a rule.
Let me give you an example: the night before last I swear I sleep walked all the way to my alarm clock, switched it off and then climbed [...]

I beat the SQuirreL!

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

SQL down and out.
Enough said.

Thank the Lord for Central Heating!

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

When God put upon this Earth huge tanks of damn hot water… Jordan was impressed.
This morning at approximately 5:30 am, we put the central heating on. Shock! (Note: We’re students, the luxury of constant central heating is something we really can not afford)
It arrived, it stayed for a whole 15 minutes, and then it left… [...]

Structured Query Language

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Now, I wonder how many of you knew SQL meant that, eh? I bet ever fewer of you care too.
Anyway, my university SQL database work is coming along - unfortunately, it’s due in tomorrow. Status report:
Real work @ 75%
Documentation @ 0%
My documentation I will be cranking up to 90% tonight, and then tomorrow morning I [...]

Moi et la illness

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

Greetings - did you miss me?
No… thought not. *sniff*
I have not posted for a long time time now as you are probably well aware. Unfortunately, I’ve been struck rather ill recently *aww* which has disrupted my university life, and socially has made me a 100% official ‘grumpy git’ (he says, quoting himself).
Anyway, as luck [...]