Archive for February, 2006

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More Random Humour In Motion Picture Format

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Video clips for when you are bored:

The Power Of Old People
Peter’s Physical (Family Guy Clip)
The Lego Man Matrix
She Blocked Me!

Complaints: Find these videos offensive?
Solution: Get over yourself! ^_^
What others are saying about: Humour, Funny Videos, Old People, Family Guy, Lego

Windows 1.0, Electronic Paper & The Time Cube

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

In the early days of Microsoft, just after DOS was the amazing release of Windows (the first ever version). They advertised this program all too well, but they could not have made the campaign any more cheesy if they had tried. See for yourself; click here to view the Windows 1.0 advertisement.

Moving on to much [...]

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Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

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Banned Microsoft Xbox 360 Advertisement

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

First of all, I would just like to say boned. In reality, I wouldn’t - that’s just Steve talking, but it isn’t (owned), apparently.
Anyway, this is funny. It’s an advertisement for the Xbox 360 that Microsoft’s lawyers deemed unsuitable for airing, probably due to the fact it showed real-life situation and ‘guns’, even though they [...]

Valentine’s Day & Portable Apps

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

Not much to say about Valentine’s Day really. It was uneventful. The damn commercialism of the day really does take away its true meaning.
Portable Apps - www.portableapps.com - Fantastic!
I’m now using:

Portable Firefox
Portable Thunderbird
Portable GAIM
And if it wasn’t so large, I’d be using Portable OpenOffice.org

What others are saying about: Valentine, Valentine’s Day, Portable Applications, USB Drives, [...]

Teh Shit Mark II

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

This is another amazing creation, Teh Shit Mark II - now with bonus pretty pink rice (yay!!!!). *ahem*
WARNING: Images below may be vomit inducing. Click for larger view, if you dare!
The Normal Stuff (very similar to Teh Shit Mark I)
The additional stuff (bright pink rice!)
Larger image of the ultimate combination between Teh Shit Mark I [...]

How I ‘C’ The World

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Okay - if you’re don’t get these jokes, you’re out of my special club, and are an official, unofficial or perhaps even superficial n00b. Programmers never get old… they just can’t ‘C’ as well.
What others are saying about: Jokes, Programming, Geeks, Computers

Buy Me Stuff

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

As part of a new policy, one of every ten visitors to my website are obliged to ‘buy me stuff’. Here’s the wish list:

24 cans of Jolt Cola = £16.95
A random Dominos pizza ~ £10.00
Computer components (for my potential new rig) ~ £1000.00
Money - any amount would be great ^_^

So, if you’re kind or [...]

The Exploration Of The Infinite Abyss Continues Elsewhere…

Friday, February 10th, 2006

Doesn’t that sound like a mysterious and highly deep title?
Well, it isn’t. ‘Exploring The Infinite Abyss‘ is simply the title of one of my friend’s website and blog (Iain). It’s moved recently and brand spanking new, which reminds me I really shouldn’t use phrases from the eighties.
Anyhow, the new blog is located here. The [...]

Bobbikk Says…

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Bobbikk says:

As part of the master-plan, “IKEA will take over the world“!
Randomly, “YARGH!” - pirate-style, of course. What could be better?
Via MSN, after an excellent recording… ‘Bobbikk is attempting to send you a file - some-cool-new-song.mp3‘

Next week, ‘Iain Says’.
What others are saying about: Bobbikk, IKEA, World Domination, Pirates, Music

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