Archive for January, 2006
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006“Press 1 if you are an existing customer.
Press 2 if you are a new customer.
Press 3 if you wish to speak to a customer representative.”
* 3 *
“Press 1 if your query is of a technical nature.
Press 2 if your query relates to your order.
Press 3 if you are getting damn annoyed.”
* 3 *
“Thank you for [...]
Martin Says…
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006Martin says:
In a the style of a 70’s disco dancer getting into the grove, “Lovin’ the Laaag….”
When tired beyond comprehension, “Nice hat.” (I don’t wear hats)
Randomly, a high pitched squealing noise
Whilst geeky, “SPN! SPN! SPN!”*
And… well, I don’t why, “Have you seen my fish?“
Next week, ‘Bobbikk Says’.
* SPN = Self-Pwning N00b, an abbreviation he actually [...]
Ownage/Pwnage & Owned/Pwned - A Pictorial Explanation
Monday, January 30th, 2006A lot of people I talk to do not seem to understand the principles and ideas behind ownage, or indeed by being owned/pwned. So, following the rules that pictures speak better than words, I shall explain.
DivineOmega (that’s me) is an example of someone who supremely owns.
Here, Daffy Duck is being an n00b, thus he was [...]
How Long Does Bush Have Left In Office?
Saturday, January 28th, 2006For those who want to know how long US President Bush has left, in an up to the millisecond format, you must see this excellent PHP script counter.
Computer Misuse Act To Be Amended
Saturday, January 28th, 2006‘The UK Government plans to toughen up computer crime laws under proposals outlined in the Police and Justice Bill on Wednesday. The bill would double the maximum jail sentence for hacking into computer systems from five years to ten years, a provision that will classify hacking as a more serious offense and make it easier [...]
Pointless Humour Anyone?
Saturday, January 28th, 2006What can you do with an Apple?
AIBO versus Thunder Lizard
The System Administrator Song
What The Old Do For Fun
Funny Cats
Fire Fart
Matrix Ping Pong
Things Women Can Not Do In Public
Girl Through The Hoop
Hamster Dance
The New iPod Flea
Extreme Overclocking (Explosion)
Bill Gates advertises Coca-Cola
All clips are from the awesome website, Google Video. Enjoy!
Evolution Theory Not Accepted By The Majority
Friday, January 27th, 2006According to a recent UK survey asking people what best described their view of the origin and development of life:
48% selected evolution theory (Darwinism)
22% believed in creationism
17% opted for some other form of intelligent design (ID)
13% did not know
It surprises me by how people most people are remain unconvinced on evolution, even though evidence is [...]
Google gives in to China
Friday, January 27th, 2006China’s technological side is well known for its government’s censorship of the Internet. This is sometimes referred to as The Great Firewall Of China.
It seems, unfortunately, that Google have given in to pressure from the Chinese government to censor their search results. Google’s Chinese site now shows a variety of differing results, despite Google prior [...]
Website Officially Moved
Thursday, January 26th, 2006This is just a quick post to say that my website has official moved to this new location (www.divineomega.co.uk). All newly added posts, images and videos etc. will be added this website.
My previous website location (www.divineomega.blogspot.com) now has a message informed you of this change. Please ensure you update any links, favourites and/or bookmarks to [...]
Steve Says…
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006Steve says:
Randomly, “Let’s go!“
All the time, “Owned Martin. Owned!”
Whilst sighing, “n00b…”
In IM, “R0×0r the hack0rz“
Imitating me, “fucking… n00b!”
Occasionally, “The plot thickens…”
Upon anything else being said, “Prove it!”
Next week, ‘Martin Says’.
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