Archive for October, 2005
« Previous EntriesI write, therefore I am (male)
Saturday, October 29th, 2005Luckily I write like a male according to the Gender Genie - a tool which can take blog entries or any text and determine the sex of its author.
I entered the text of a few of my previous blog entries and the little script spat out:
Female Score: 1215
Male Score: 1807
The Gender Genie thinks the author [...]
All Models Want You
Saturday, October 29th, 2005In advertisements, models give you seductive looks and cute smiles to make you buy the product or service of a big company.
Have you ever consideration the real-life situation you would have to be in for someone to look at you in the way most advert models do?
Probably the situation would be one of the following.
They [...]
The List & The Jolt
Friday, October 28th, 2005Well, I’ve been busy.
Although oddly, I’ve done almost nothing of the list I previously made, except the maths which was forced upon me by the test I had to do today. Overall, I don’t think that went too badly. Matrices certainly confuse me, though I tried my best so… meh.
Regarding “whether or not girls’ [...]
What to do with an AOL CD?
Friday, October 21st, 2005Yesterday, I picked up an AOL CD from ASDA.
Now, you may think I’m insane. Some of my more technical friends, may be feeling in disgust now. However, I’ve been thinking… if people pick up enough of these CDs we may be able to rid the world of this evil.
Personally I usually give them to my [...]
Please leave a message after the beep…
Thursday, October 20th, 2005Yes, hello. Even though I haven’t posted here for several days, I am in fact still alive. Just about.
University work was quite underestimated by myself and some of my friends. The mathematics especially, although not difficult it is simply the number one, most boring thing imaginable, and believe me I have a good imagination.
So far [...]
Crash and Order at Burger King
Sunday, October 16th, 2005The true meaning of the Burger King Drive-Thru…
“An elderly man… crashed through the front entrance of the downtown Burger King on Friday…
The man backed the car from the damaged entryway, exited the vehicle and went inside to order breakfast.
Shocked Burger King employees served the man, and police arrived to find him eating at one of [...]
Side Bar Blog Advertising
Sunday, October 16th, 2005I’ve recently started adding other people’s blogs to the side bar of my blog. Rules of engagement for this advertising include:
Knowing me (in some form or another)
Having an interesting and reasonable well-updated blog (i.e. I must be able to keep at least one eye open whilst reading it)
Being able to provide a description of what [...]
Musical Breast Implants
Thursday, October 13th, 2005“Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.”
Read the article on other types of futuristic breast implants. Enough said, [...]
Games Played Today - Massive LAN Party
Thursday, October 13th, 20053 player LAN party today (well, yesterday and this morning). Not massive because of amount of people but more because of amount of games played. We played:
Counter strike
Half life
Age of Empires 2
Rise of Nations (single-player only)
Star Trek: Bridge Commander
Starcraft
Each for several hours. We ordered a Dominos pizza, and essentially that’s all we ate. Hot and [...]
Super-duper Blog Statistics
Tuesday, October 11th, 2005At time of typing the following fantastic facts are true.
The University Of Lancaster is where the majority of my website hits come from, closely followed by the University Of Salford.
73% of my visitors are from the United Kingdom, whilst 10% are from the United States and 4% are from Canada.
France, Malaysia and Australia account for [...]